Funny stuff
Thursday, April 22, 2004
at : 4/22/2004 10:14:00 am
at : 4/22/2004 10:14:00 am
Hi all. Nothing serious to post here this time but I just found some quite funny quotes on racing on the internet and wouldn't keep them from you:
Murray Walker: "The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical"
George Robson, Winner of the 1946 Indy 500: "All I had to do is keep turning left!"
Murray Walker: "Alain Prost is in a commanding second position."
Dale Earnhardt: "You win some, lose some, and wreck some."
Murray Walker: "With two laps to go then the action will begin, unless this is the action, which it is."
Alan Kulwicki, on racing Saturday nights as opposed to Sunday afternoons: "It's basically the same, just darker."
Murray Walker: "There are four different cars filling the first four places."
Steve Ruchin: "Race fans, I had inferred from my one trip to the Brickyard 400, fell into one of two categories: tattooed, shirtless, sewer-mouthed drunks, and their husbands."
Murray Walker: "... the lead is now 6.9 seconds. In fact it's just under 7 seconds."
As you can see Murray Walker is the big 'winner' here. At home I have a huge list with all kinds of remarks said by him. He's just so darn funny usually :-)
I just love quotes and one-liners so if you have anymore, please feel free to mail them to me.
Quote & unquote,
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