Please do, I need it. Badly ... And I need it now. Right. So what's up? Picture this: Let's say for a moment you would get yourself a Biek (you know, the almost scary white looking bloke who normally thinks seventeen degrees centigrade is more than warm enough for a standard weekday) Then you put him in a temporary office building that has a flat roof and doesn't have air-conditioning. Put him in a room, filled with nine computers, ditto screens and all sorts of other heat generating things like lights for example. Even if you would only remotely know me you'll be able to guess what's happening next. Man it's hot in here, and by the looks of things it's not changing anytime soon ... Remember the gerbil in the microwave? I do ...